How my little brothers and I got abducted by santa clause
05/11/2009 Filed in: Jacob
You know how there is a myth how santa clause is
real well this proves it. One night when me and my
brothers were asleep santa clause came but he had a
little trouble stopping so he crashed so he crashed
through our window.I woke up to go to the bathroom
but I heard a noise.I woke my brothers up to see
what was going on.He heard us coming so he hurried
to the chimney.He went down but he got stuck I
heard some more noises so I walked faster.I saw a
big red thing sticking out of the chimney so I
yanked on It. Then I heard a girlish scream so I
tried to pull it out but the thing I was pulling on
was heavier then a dinosaur.Finally when I pulled
on it with all my might it budged.It was santa my
brothers screamed then santa clause kidnapped us
and put us in his slay.He took off... when we
landed santa noticed that rudulph was missing. You
Know why only some stories don't have him in it
well grandma from grandma got ran over by a
ranedeer knocked him out with another ranedeer and
said how do you like getting ran over by a
ranedeer.santa took my brothers in okay but I had a
little trouble because a penguin and Frosty the
snowman started massing with me. The penguin bit my
ear and Frosty pelted me with snowball quickly I
hurried up and took the penguin off and threw it at
the snowman and ran for my life.I figured thet they
would either be in 3 places the toy room,his office
or where he keeps his list first I checked the
office but as soon as I got there some guard elves
ran at me and kung fued my butt the next thing I
remembered was that I was running. Next I checked
the toy room I thought that place would be fun but
instead they through toys at me then I checked the
room with the list it was dark so I tried to find
the light switch and I did I saw my little brothers
in a corner so I went there santa told us that if
we told anyone were the place was that we would
never get toys again so we agreed then we went home
what I didn't know was that penguin was in the
trunk stalking me we got off said by and went
inside. All of a sudden the penguin jumped out and
bit me in the ear but I quickly took him off and
threw him at my house. Then we went to sleep the
only problem was when I woke up I went outside and
the penguin was gone our parents asked us did we go
outside last night because they heard noises we
said we went to the north pole they said yah right
then we went opened our presents