Destiny
Cookie And Doughnuts Mixed Together Having A Face
05/04/2009
Do you know what can only happen in your
imagination? A cookie and doughnut mixed together
having a face. Let me tell you how they got mixed
up. The man next door to me named Mr. Granito was
sun bathing and he had a cookie and a doughnut on
different plates. but what he didn't know was that
evil Lollplooza had forced Monique to put a
microphone in the cookie and doughnut so that
Mr.Granito's teeth would fall out. But of course
Super Girl Alexis, my best super hero friend came
to save the day. But the evil Lolloplooza forced
Monique once again to do a evil task. And guess
what she did. She did the exact opposite of what
that witch told her to do. I was proud of Monique
until.... Until I saw my own enemy coming to take
my life. But just in time, my mom flew and bought
me 200 Chocolate flavored ice cream. I ate it all
and kicked bad guy butt. I rescued Monique from the
evil Lollplooza and flew her to my house Across my
yard, in the back, and in the door I went. I asked
Mr.Granito for the story and this is how he told
it. "Well as you know I am certainly not the one to
talk about my business but you are the super and I
will tell ever thing you want to know. As you know
I am a summer bug I was tanning. Out came
Lollplooza. She must've remembered that I turned
her in two years ago. But this has been with her a
lot lately. She tried every thing to get away but
nothing helped. " I left so fast I almost tripped.
This what I did . Ran to the front,Across my
lawn,And in the door I went. So when I got in the
house I asked Monique if she knew any police. And
guess how many polices I could not keep track. This
is what she told me. "I know these
polices:Kailyn,Sarah,Jamiya,Chris,Aliyah,Ellery,Trevon,Jayson,Faith,Brianna,Jack,and
Andrew. And Sheriff Arby. Do you know who I took it
to. Sheriff Arby. And guess what he said. He
said"You know that Mr.Granito turned her in two
years ago and she is doing 28 more years in prison.
Then I got my story. My Conclusion-When Mr.Granito
was sun bathing, the Evil Lollplooza transformed
the microphone into the microphone into a mixer. I
had heard she called it the "Sweets Mixer".
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The True Story of Little Red Riding Hood
01/20/2009
You may know the story of Little Red Riding hood.
But all of the stories you have heard of are
ridiculous crazy and even more crazy. This is the
true story of Little Red Riding Hood was on her way
to see her grandmother. When I was eating, my mom
told her to make some food for their grandmother
who was very sick in bed with a very bad case of
the flu. When she was cooking the gingerbread flew
out of the oven and ran away. While she was going
to her grandmothers house she was also trying to
find the gingerbread. While I was walking she
stopped dead in her traps. I saw Alexander T. Wolf
from three little pigs. And you'll never believe
what he was doing. He was eating my gingerbread. So
I said, "Why are you eating my gingerbread". And
then he said "Because I was hungry and didn't have
any pork left to eat. And then I had to teach him a
lesson by tussling with him. When I finished
teaching him a lesson I slowly walked away then
coming coming back in speedy power. I picked him up
in a tornado because when she was teaching him a
lesson he stuffed the gingerbread in his mouth. So
now with the rest of the food in her basket, I
walked to her grandmothers house. When I got there
she rang the doorbell and out comes a woman with
funny looking feet and she really didn't look like
my grandmother at all. She let me in and she let me
sit on a stone next to a fireplace. So just then
she saw the police arrive outside and she hurried
me into the basement and then she went upstairs to
turn out the lights and then the people came into
the house and arrested her. Turns out that my
grandmother was in Missouri taking a vacation with
my new grandfather. Promise to keep this to just
yourself. I really liked that impostor lady was
kind of cool. After that I never ever saw that lady
again
